Surprisings Bitch Thought you had Seen the Last of Me?
i dont know how you could slaughter the text any worse
Suprospe? Bich. You had thunk you are seeing the last?
MY FAVOURITE JOKE
Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.
breakfast just got a lot easier
L is for the way you look at me
O is for the only one I see
V is very very extraordinary
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
when your friend curses in front of your parents
shitty things that were said to you like a year ago that still piss u off
My family calls those little guys the angry raviolis.. We love those little fuckers
im laughign so hard oh my god what
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
MIDDLE FINGERS UP
IF YOU DON’T GIVE A
*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick
*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*
who the fuck is Gavin
i don’t know but he seems pretty upset